Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and so begins the annual "What to write in the Valentine's card" conundrum. Don't panic, we've got you.
Here are some of our favourite cheese-free messages to write inside a Valentine's card. Feel free to borrow, pilfer, paraphrase, copy, adapt or collate any of these quotes, sayings and statements to write in your V-day card.
Funny Messages
I always let you have the last slice of pizza. If that isn't love then I don’t know what it is.
You are my favourite thing in the whole wide world... as long as we're not counting cake. Or cheese. Or the dog.
I love you with all of my bum. I would say heart, by my bum is bigger.
I love you, even though you load the dishwasher wrong.
I love you, even though you never load the dishwasher.
I love you even though you don't realise that the toilet seat has two settings.
You're nice. I think I'll keep you.
Congratulations on your excellent taste in partners.
It must be Valentine's Day- I've shaved my legs.
Well done, I'm incredibly attractive.
Because nothing says romance like a sheet of folded card.
You're my "in case of emergency" contact. That's some pretty serious commitment, right there.
We go together like tea and biscuits/ copy and paste/ burger and fries/ insert your chosen classic combination here.
Romantic Messages
Thank you for being you.
When I'm with you I'm the happiest I have ever been.
I love who I am when I'm with you. Thank you for always encouraging me to be my best self.
I wish I could put into words just how much I love you.
I wake up smiling every day because I get to wake up with you.
You make everything better.
I'm loving growing old with you.
I fall even more in love with you every single day.
Thank you for showing me what true love is.
You are the love of my life.
You're my best friend and soul mate.
You're my favourite adventure.
Anonymous Messages
I wish I could tell you how I feel about you.
Just so you know, I think you're amazing/funny/clever/beautiful/perfect.
Maybe next year I'll find the courage to sign my name.
From your secret admirer.
Messages For First Valentine's Day
I'm so glad I swiped right.
Thank you for being the reason I look forward to Valentine's Day now.
You make me happy.
It turns out I quite like you.
Happy first Valentine's day, here's to many more.
Gorgeous Quotes
“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.” — Marilyn Monroe
“I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had.” —Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook
“Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” —Franklin P. Jones
“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” —Audrey Hepburn
“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” – Dr. Seuss
“I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.” —Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist
And if you haven't sorted a card yet, check out our Valentine's card collection here- we've got funny, cheeky, beautiful and romantic Valentines cards that are sure to help you win Valentine's Day.
We've also got some gorgeous Valentine's gifts here if you're interested.
